Contradictions and Contraindications

So... I start a blog and write about how excited I am that I have a blog... and then I go off and get distracted by something (or things)!

Affable Artist in Action! ... sometimes! That's my contradiction. I want to remedy that.

And my contraindication? Well... glad you asked!

You know how every pharmaceutical television commercial has the same warnings to them?

C'mon - you know what I'm writin' about!
"Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, dizziness..."

Well... some reactions to those commercials have been captured from a creative session withAymanation:

"Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, dizziness... do not drink alcohol while taking this medication. If you die - whoops we're sorry! At least we tried to warn you!"

... or ...

"... if you die, no worries... Your children will inherit a hefty compensation from the law suit and will be set for life! Check with your doctor for more information about Viaxamin..."

... and ...

"... by the way... this might really fuck you up, but hey! It's not like you're feeling great anyway. So what's a little diarrhea, nausea, headache or even a stroke?!?"


Stay tuned for what has been distracting me from this blog!

Seriously Stupid and Offensive Tshirts

Stupid stuff sells. Offensive over the top innuendo is sought after. People want to push limits and boundaries. And, why not? If everyone was prim and proper and perfect and polite - we would all be bored. We might also go crazy without stupid silly things to laugh at.

Well I admit I have jumped on the band wagon of things silly and stupid. I have created a category of Seriously Stupid and Offensive Tshirts at my Zazzle store. Even if you're not interested in buying or wearing something so rude and crude, I encourage you to take a look, laugh a little and hopefully roll your eyes.

Fair warning: these shirts are ridiculously stupid.